It's a Good Life.

What I learnt from the BDC in the last few months:

1.       It’s okay to cry. But it’s more okay to smile. It’s a habit, not a necessity.

2.       Keep yourself entertained. Otherwise Vinni is always there to take the lead.

3.       Have Hit fights. Or polish fights. It keeps your laughter muscles in good working condition.

4.       It’s totally okay to indulge in death humour. If something is kept ‘safe’ in some cupboard, it’s okay to say that we should call Maa and ask her. And then to say that the line is busy at the moment.

5.       Good food is very important for life. Learn to cook like Wifey, or drive away to Faridabad.

6.       Parties are also important. Going to Goa is a nice idea once in a while.

7.       Sleeping excessively is always easy. But then, it’s a waste of time.

8.       Sitting on your wife or putting your kid in a bucket are good entertainment practices.

9.       General knowledge should be a priority. Otherwise people will take your case and not let you live. Read the paper.

10.   Half-smile or scratching the head all the time will make us call you GB and no, you don’t want that.

11.   Leaving your in-laws/baby/family/a rented house are not sacrifices if you get to live here on a full-time basis. This is a party house, admit it.

12.   It’s okay to call any random ugly girl as Zehreeli.

13.   Walking regularly is important. But we will still love you if you have elephant thighs, don’t worry.

14.   The babies in the house should not be manhandled. Or they can be; it’s fun.

15.   Cleanliness does not exist anymore. It’s okay. A messy house is better than an empty house.

16.   Birthday celebrations may involve balloon fights on the road, face-in-the-cake moments and 1000 pictures.

17.   Each time you visit your hair laser clinic, it’s okay to post your Rajnikant style photo in the group. It’s proof that you’re not sleeping in Saket but are actually busy; that’s why you didn’t come to office.

18.   Not bathing for days is okay; no one cares.

19.   Pink pajamas with pink jackets are totally in. Really, I mean it.

20.   Keeping quiet in an argument makes the definition of an argument void.

21.   There should be a designated person who decides what should be cooked for breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

22.   No matter the number of people, there is always space in the house for everyone.

23.   Foreheads are not normally so big. It’s okay if you do; we still love you.

24.   It’s okay if you don’t get a beard at the age of 18. We won’t abandon you.

25.   Snowy is not a dog. Accept it.

26.   It’s nice to decide every morning which car you should drive today. We have a lot of variety.

27.   Weird songs and weird dances are most welcome, any time, any day. We value creative minds.

28.   Missing clothes are not really missing. They’re here only…somewhere.

29.   Little people are also interesting creatures.

30.   It’s good to talk. And listen. It makes you more intelligent.

31.   Jealousy is natural. But gaining victory over it is real satisfaction. He loves you more than you deserve anyway.

32.   Fitting on a single bed is not difficult. Fitting in a single car is also not difficult.

33.   If the house can function normally without her, the world can function without you too. Yes, that’s your value.

34.   Home food every day is not good for health.

35.   This time will also end. BDC may also end one day. But for now, this is real awesomeness.

36.   Never ever leave your Facebook account logged in.
37. Everything can be done in wholesale. Attending parties, shopping, or even going for medical check-ups. That's real unity.